Vintage Tub & Bath
presents a sneak-peak at the all new,
Vintage Tub and Bath is proud to present a bathtub worthy of the Greatest Living American - Stephen Colbert. Custom-painted by our refinishing staff, this tub proudly depicts an American flag as it waives in the breeze – the breeze of freedom (in fact, the freshiest breeze of freedom in the free world).* What other bathtub could this living legend possibly use to wash off the dirt kicked upon him by his detractors? A man as dashing and (let’s just admit it) as handsome as Mr. Colbert requires sanitary ware that is just as sharp.
Vintage Tub and Bath is proud - nay, very proud – to name this tub after the man who provides light where there is darkness, strength where there is weakness, and hair gel where there were once split ends.
This one-of-a-kind item is a real 67” cast iron clawfoot tub and comes with brass ball & claw feet. Questions about this tub can be directed to the Vintage Tub and Bath Chief Marketing Officer (and Senior Plumbing Evangelist) at firstname.lastname@example.org. Email subject headings that read "Damn right! Stephen Colbert is the Greatest Living American!" will be responded to faster than others.
* 27% fresher than the nearest leading democracy Great Britain. Source: US Government Department of Freshness, 2006 World Freshness Report